You Wanted Stuff?...Take This

it's like peeing in a swimming pool.

- Buzz me at nijeesh@nijeesh.in

This happened over the office IM client today.

  • Nijeesh : So, i am thinking, after Dhoni hit that six into the stands, there would be someone around there who would have that ball with him right now.
  • Anamol : haan!
  • Nijeesh : How to trace him down and rob him off. Must. Device. Plan. Start thinking.
  • Anamol : maybe somebody has already done that!
  • Nijeesh : So we do that to him. We have the Late Movers Advantage here...err.
  • Anamol : but how?
  • Nijeesh : Sab kuch mein hi sochoon? Problem Statement bhi aur solution bhi.
  • Anamol : you're the CEO. I am merely a cog in your vast empire.
  • Nijeesh : B-)
  • Nijeesh : ( Okay, got carried away there.) Think. Think.
  • Anamol : yes thinking.
  • Nijeesh : ( Man, serious Cricket hangover is happening.)
  • Anamol : maybe we could.. buy a replica and pretend its the real thing.
  • Nijeesh : Dude! L.A.M.E.
  • Anamol : No come on. The easiest and the best way.
  • Nijeesh : To quote Dhoni : "We don't have to prove a point to anyone else but ourselves."
  • Anamol : how'll we share the ball once its ours?
  • Nijeesh : That's no point of discussion. It'll stay with me ofcourse.
  • Anamol : of copurse not. once you've done it to that guy i'll do it to you and it'll be all mine
  • Nijeesh : Your covert plan won't spring out of the blue-print. It will thwarted by my rajniesque kickassery once we get to the ball. Thou shalt not breathe. Guahahaha.
  • Anamol : hey. what if the ball is with rajnikanth?
  • Nijeesh : ZOMB! Then this chat never happened. Delete. DELETE!
  • Anamol : how do you know you're not talking to rajani right now?
  • Nijeesh : <shudder>
  • Anamol : Muahahahaha